Period porn: free membership for those menstruating

Yes, we are about to talk masturbation (again). Don’t be shy, we’re also talking about periods. It’s like a two-for-one deal this week.

Pornhub, you know what it is don’t look all innocent, has just launched a new campaign called “F*ck Your Period” – and they mean it literally. Described as an: “Educational campaign championing various benefits of orgasming during the menstrual cycle.” 

The popular porn site is welcoming women to their page and getting them to put down the comfort food and drop their pants. Their open invitation is offering women free access to Pornhub Premium (their HD on-demand streaming service) for the duration of their period.

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Pornhub’s period ‘package’ has got mixed feedback

Most women dread the monthly visit from mother nature and the thought of touching the ‘red sea’ is less wet and more bloody. however, doctors have long praised the many benefits of solo sex (and partnered sex) for easing cramps and raising the sufferers mood. Uterine pain is eased due to oxytocin and the release of dopamine can only help.

Annabelle* (name changed for confidentiality) has been shooting homemade porn content for the last two years and revealed that her sex-life is more enjoyable when mother-nature joins the festivities.

“Before entering the porn industry I was against period sex and would curl up in bed with a hot water bottle, but now you just can’t stop me! The benefits and sensitivity are well worth it – and enjoyable!”

“Period porn is sometimes asked for by my subscribers so I gave it a go, now I’d never look back! Symptoms such as back ache, headaches and cramps are cured once I’m in the moment.”

A good orgasm can shorten the length of your period, reduce cramps, help you deal with mood swings, and (of course) raise even the lowest of spirits. Annabelle swears by this natural PMS remedy.

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Just what the doctor ordered!

Ladies, all you need to do for access to Pornhub’s Premium ‘package’ – naughty! – just click onto the page when you’re next menstruating and enter the information about your cycle. A lot like your phones period tracking app – maybe this will help women to track when they’re next due on, instead of dreading the week ahead they can look forward to free porn. This way Pornhub can email you a link when your next period begins, click away – for three months!

 

 

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